The 15th of April.

Well, I have been able to see a bit better today, which is a good thing because it's Only Connect day and I need to be able to read the TV. I haven't tried to do any drawing though - still not that good. I'm going to ring the eye department on Wednesday morning to see if I can talk to Mr. Kolli or one of his minions.

Blog post this morning, then Mommy and I went through my wardrobe to try to decide what I might wear on Thursday. We've narrowed it down to two options - my Self-Portrait dress, or a black and gold flapper style dress that I've had a good few years but have barely worn. The dress code is "cocktail attire" so I feel that might be more appropriate?

This afternoon, I braved the fart monster once more. I went in, sat down, he jumped up on my lap and immediately sneezed in my face. He then went to sleep while I watched two episodes of Sabrina, and he occasionally emitted terrible odours. Ugh. Jo from Anthony Nolan rang me back, and unfortunately I can't help out with the marathon because it just hasn't worked out, but there is other stuff in the pipeline.

After the second Sabrina, I left the room, and have been knitting my jumper some more. It's going to be really soft.

The 16th of April.

I can hear Falcon complaining. It's because Mommy is doing the litter trays, and when she does that he just sits by the door and waits for her to bring them back (while letting us know how unhappy he is). He made me unhappy this afternoon when I found a Malteser-sized poo on the armchair next to me. I am hoping he didn't do it maliciously. I picked it up in my tissue and threw it in the bin, then couldn't get the smell out of my nose.

This morning, I went to Black Sheep for Andrew to cut my hair. It needed a proper trim and couldn't wait for Michaela to come back, but he's watched her do my hair enough times to know what to do. She should have returned by the next time it needs doing though.

Mommy picked me up and we went to Boots so I could get a different lip balm that does not smell awful. After much deliberation, I got a twisty Vaseline one, and I bought myself my annual Creme Egg because they were on offer.

After lunch, I watched the last two Sabrinas and found the poo. I was quite happy to leave when they were over, and I'm looking forward to Prudence and Ambrose's revenge mission. That looks awesome. Then I finished the back of my jumper! Good day.